Nonsense poems III

~Spring Brakes
Some people go to
Mexico, most don't.
I will spend my spring break welding.
That damnable car
Will kill me someday.

~Winter's Chill
My mum is quite cold,
Temperature-wise.
She's warmer emotionally,
Because she plays games
On the Internet.

~Sadirons
Definitely want
To be accepted.
Most people love me as I am,
Some want to change me.
I still love them, though.

~Rubric
Guidelines are useful
When doing projects.
Sometimes I don't like those rubrics,
If they are too long.
Class irritates me.

~Acceptance
Someday, we won't care
What sort of people
We love, except that we will want
Those we care about
To love good people.

~Summer
I want school to end.
The dull tutoring,
The pointless work make me restless.
Summer is the time
For restoring cars.

~The Best Word
There is no word
Better than "bubbles."
Effervescent joy
Is contained within.
Maybe "Garfunkel."

~More Dalek Poetry
I have these odd bumps
All down my armor.
I would call a doctor about it,
But the Doctor, I
MUST EXTERMINATE!!!

~Printer
Duplexer error.
Since when do I have
This duplexer thing? I replaced
A monoplexer.
.........Googolplexer?!